DOGE Office Dump: Abandoned Bedding & Playsets Photos

Abandoned Playsets and a Ghost Agency: The Strange Tale of Elon Musk's DOGE **Imagine this:** You walk into a government office building, expecting sterile efficiency. Instead, you find a bizarre scene straight out of a post-apocalyptic movie – abandoned toddler play sets, scattered mattresses, and a lingering sense of…what? This isn't fiction; it's the aftermath of Elon Musk's mysterious "Department of Government Efficiency" (DOGE) at the General Services Administration (GSA). Ready to uncover this unbelievable story? The Playtime is Over: DOGE's Unexpected Exit The GSA headquarters in Washington, D.C., now bears witness to a peculiar evacuation. Photos obtained by WIRED reveal a chaotic landscape: colorful children's toys strewn amidst discarded mattresses and trash bags piled high. A rainbow climbing arch stands eerily silent next to a half-finished drawing on an easel. It's as if the occupants fled in the dead of night, leaving behind a trail of brightly colored breadcrumbs and a lingering question: what *really* happened here? This isn't just a messy office relocation; it's the lingering ghost of a powerful, if unorthodox, group. DOGE, allegedly spearheaded by Elon Musk, briefly held sway over key government agencies, including the GSA and the Office of Personnel Management (OPM) – the federal HR system. Their influence, however, is far more profound than a few scattered toys suggest. Inside DOGE: Musk's Young Guns and the GSA Takeover

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Key players in Musk's X acquisition, Steve Davis and Nicole Hollander (partners with a young child), were reportedly high-level GSA employees. Former Tesla engineer Thomas Shedd helmed the GSA's Technology Transformation Services. And a team of young tech whizzes – including a Neuralink intern and a Harvard student – held surprising A-suite access, connecting them directly to the highest echelons of power. The DOGE team established a highly secure perimeter on the sixth floor, complete with locked doors, key card readers, and a dedicated security guard. Eyewitnesses reported seeing groups of young men in casual attire, often sporting sunglasses – a stark contrast to the typical GSA employee. The official GSA response? Denial. Acting administrator Stephen Ehikian, whose wife worked for Musk's X, famously claimed no such team existed—despite the undeniable evidence. This blatant disregard for reality left GSA employees bewildered and suspicious. What secrets were they hiding? The Aftermath: A Lingering Presence and Unanswered Questions Following Musk, Davis, and Hollander's departure in May, the sixth floor is now open. Michael Rigas replaced Ehikian as acting administrator, effectively sidelining the enthusiastic proponent of the DOGE agenda. But the story doesn't end there. DOGE associates, Nate Cavanaugh and Justin Fox, have been spotted at the GSA recently. And despite the apparent dismantling of the top leadership, reports suggest DOGE’s influence continues to permeate government operations, impacting projects and contracts. This leaves us with a chilling question: What exactly was DOGE's role within the government? What projects did they oversee? And what lasting impact will their brief, bizarre tenure have? The abandoned toys might be gone, but the lingering questions remain. Stay tuned for further updates as we delve deeper into this mysterious saga.

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